How to be Cool (or perhaps not)

Homer:So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.

Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.

Homer: You know what the song says: “It’s hip to be square”.

Lisa: That song is so lame.

Homer: So lame that it’s… cool?

Bart+Lisa: No.

Marge: Am I cool, kids?

Bart+Lisa: No.

Marge: Good. I’m glad. And that’s what makes me cool, not caring,right?

Bart+Lisa: No.

Marge:Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we’ve tried everything here.

Homer:Wait, Marge. Maybe if you’re truly cool, you don’t need to be told you’re cool.

Bart: Well, sure you do.

Lisa: How else would you know?