I was asked to write a guest article for the Algonquin Outfitters Blog (these are the outfitters we use for our canoe trips in Canada) :
Moose are sneaky. I could imagine them getting together a few days before we arrived and a big bull issuing some orders: “So next week there’s going to be two crews of Scouts up here. There’s one guy, his name is Bill, medium height, medium build, black hair; don’t anybody go near that guy okay? I mean don’t let him see you at all.”
read the whole tale here